Exciting Bus Tales Part 3
Today on the 98 B Line coming back from work, the bus stopped at Airport Station for almost 10 minutes because some guy decided that it smelled funny in the back. The B Line bus is one of those double buses with an accordion middle.. like so:
I like to sit in the accordion middle bit cos it twists and turns like the magic teacups at Disneyland and well, it makes my otherwise boring commute a little more fun :) Besides, not many people like to sit there so you get more space. I think its cos most people get motion sickness.. which reminds me of that one other time when someone threw up right next to me in the accordion section. Yeah. Please, dude.. don't sit in the middle if you're gonna get sick, you dumb ass.
So the last time we stopped at Airport Station (yes, exciting), the bus driver had to throw this weird saw dust stuff on some vomit and sweep it up. That was the same day I lost my bookmark cos right as he was sweeping the puke up, my bookmark fell into the vomit :(
Anyways, back to my story, some dude today decides that it smelled like carbon monoxide gas in the back section of the bus. He made the bus driver stop and walk all the way to the back of the bus to sniff around. So I'm sitting in the accordion as always across from two colleagues from work, and everyone's giggling cos it definitely smells nasty back there.. like someone ate lots of broccoli and cabbage a couple days ago, is suffering from bad gas and decided to fart all over. The guy kept saying that it smelled like burning engine oil or carbon monoxide gas.. till someone blurts out and yells.. "It stinks, yes, but like FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" .. Yes, say it like I typed it. In which the entire bus then erupts in laughter.
We then went on our merry way.
So the last time we stopped at Airport Station (yes, exciting), the bus driver had to throw this weird saw dust stuff on some vomit and sweep it up. That was the same day I lost my bookmark cos right as he was sweeping the puke up, my bookmark fell into the vomit :(
Anyways, back to my story, some dude today decides that it smelled like carbon monoxide gas in the back section of the bus. He made the bus driver stop and walk all the way to the back of the bus to sniff around. So I'm sitting in the accordion as always across from two colleagues from work, and everyone's giggling cos it definitely smells nasty back there.. like someone ate lots of broccoli and cabbage a couple days ago, is suffering from bad gas and decided to fart all over. The guy kept saying that it smelled like burning engine oil or carbon monoxide gas.. till someone blurts out and yells.. "It stinks, yes, but like FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" .. Yes, say it like I typed it. In which the entire bus then erupts in laughter.
We then went on our merry way.
